- 1. The pandemic showed us that we are not prepared for the digital world
- 2. Oh, a barbecue lover
- 3. Remove the wrapper before using suppositories
- 4. Do not use the iron with clothes on.
- 5. Don’t leave a child in the clothes you are going to wash.
- 6. Do not have sexual relations with an animal like a porcupine.
- 7. Do not scratch your ears with cotton swabs during rehabilitation
- 8. Dispose of tampons in the correct place
- 9. Bring two pairs of pants with you
- 10. Do not wear skates in the laboratory
- 11. Marmite is not allowed in prison.
- 12. You can no longer use it as an excuse
- 13. Fourteen rolls of toilet paper are prohibited in the same bathroom
- 14. You can’t walk backwards while eating a donut.
- 15. You can’t play bowling blindfolded.
1. The pandemic showed us that we are not prepared for the digital world
During the fight against Covid-19, those who tried to keep people’s spirits up with laughter were also the ones who showed us, especially with the use of their front cameras, everything that shouldn’t be seen.
Keep your clothes on at all times.
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2. Oh, a barbecue lover
Did you know that Air France has established a rule prohibiting cooking or making fires on the plane during its flights?
At first everyone laughed and thought it was a joke, then this rule was translated into all languages.
3. Remove the wrapper before using suppositories
As we can all imagine, someone thought that the wrapper would dissolve too.
4. Do not use the iron with clothes on.
I don’t know why this rule exists, because everyone knows how hot an iron gets when you use it.
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But I’m sure the person responsible for creating this standard has a nasty burn mark on their skin.
5. Don’t leave a child in the clothes you are going to wash.
If I saw this, I’d think it was a joke by the clothing company, but it’s not.
Someone didn’t check the clothes before putting them in the wash.
6. Do not have sexual relations with an animal like a porcupine.
A man in Florida thought it was a great idea.
7. Do not scratch your ears with cotton swabs during rehabilitation
While he was in rehabilitation, someone found an easy way to get painkillers by inserting cotton swabs into his ear so he could be taken to the emergency room.
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8. Dispose of tampons in the correct place
A landlord who rented out rooms lost nearly $50,000.
This happened because the woman who rented one of their apartments had been burying her tampons under the floor for many years. The blood caused extensive damage that required repairs.
9. Bring two pairs of pants with you
At a Christmas party, a company required its employees to bring two pairs of pants in case they urinated in the first pair.
10. Do not wear skates in the laboratory
A laboratory was allowed to use skates on the concrete floor until a more sensible manager banned it, because a fall would be a disaster.
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11. Marmite is not allowed in prison.
Marmite is banned in prison because inmates ferment it to create alcohol.
12. You can no longer use it as an excuse
At a university, a professor told his students that absences due to vomiting from drunk friends would not be excused.
13. Fourteen rolls of toilet paper are prohibited in the same bathroom
This is Walmart’s new policy for its employees.
14. You can’t walk backwards while eating a donut.
This rule exists in Ohio because people thought it was funny to keep police horses away from their officers.
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15. You can’t play bowling blindfolded.
Many wanted to play blindfolded, but many also got hurt. That’s why this rule was implemented.
Which of these rules or laws do you find the most absurd? Write it in the comments.
